The Lowdown on Five of Your Girlfriend’s Most Irritating Behaviors
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Meg Krein, MS |
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Women, just like men can be super confusing. One more thing we have in common with each other? We all fall into certain behavior patterns; even more so when we’re in a relationship or shacking up. But, instead of getting all frustrated with your girlfriend and doing the whole on-again, off-again dating thing, try taking a shot at understanding where she’s coming from. It’s either that or be single guys, because I’m telling you, most all women do these things.
Picking Off Your Plate: We need to be able to prove to ourselves, and any other woman who might be watching, that we have what it takes to utter those painful words, “I’ll just have a salad.” So while our saliva is wetting our lettuce from watching you bite into a delicious burger and fries, we know the calories won’t count if they come off of your plate.
Dressing to the Nines, No Matter What: It doesn’t matter if you’re taking us to a fancy dinner party or a baseball game, we’re gonna make sure we look good. You know, better than any other woman that will be there. And of course, we’re always holding out that you might have a surprise up your sleeve and whisk us away to someplace extra special.
Organizing Your Stuff: We like things pretty and we like to help; hence the new color-coding system you’ve got going on in your closet and the easier to access dinnerware arrangement in your kitchen. There, now doesn’t that explanation make our little invasion a little easier to swallow?
Telling You Everyone’s Drama: Because you care so much about us, we think you also care about all of our co-workers, friends, and beloved reality TV stars. We don’t realize you don’t give a damn. But because you’re, like, our best friend we must tell you – everything – about these people. It truly makes us feel better, especially when you take our side.
Bathroom Field Trips: You know as well as we do that we don’t actually have to pee in there. These restroom excursions are used as personal gossip booths. When one of our girls announces she has to go pee, we follow suit because we just never know what secrets she’s gotta spill in there. And yes, it most likely has something to do with men.
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